About Me ·
i'm just a virgo tryin' to find my own version of the virgin mary. and when i let them carry me to the cemetery i wanna be buried with a pocket full of clarity.
rachel. 24. ladies&gentlemen, mary, honesty, laughs, philosophy, equality, pretty girls, high life, pretty things, good music and positive thinking.
the majority of my thoughts on here are fueled by green, wine & a sarcastic outlook on life.
i'm continuously on the lookout for a gorgeous patch of sky.
I do not claim any images posted here as my own unless otherwise stated.
Finished my last night at the restaurant! Now I’m wasted with my best friend from 7th grade. Slumber party/daria binge. All too good.
tonight, my girlfriend and i will drool over zoe saldana
turkey burger with sharp cheddar and avocado on a potato roll
what are YOU doing tomorrow morning?
if you’re just kickin it, i recommend you watch the new episode of Jerry Springer.
you can see my smiling face sitting in the audience and also catch a glimpse of my gorgeous friend kenny doing a back handspring on the stage. might be worth your time.
ooo i’m the king of the swingers ohh the jungle VIP
i’ve reached the top and i’ve had to stop and that’s what’s been bothering me..
i wanna be a man mancub and stroll right into town
and be just like the other men, i’m tire of monkin around!
i think that compassionpit may be my new favorite thing
I don’t think you understand how much I think about gay sex
i’m pretty sure i think about gay sex mroe than you rick
get out rick you will not win this battle
you cannot even begin to comprehend how much I think about gay sex
yes but what are his thoughts on yaoi— oh wait he already told us
Rick, it’s quality not quantity. I can send you my favorite porn if you want. It’s ok. You don’t have to feel ashamed about your boner.
tommy pickles was always such a free spirit