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dance floor trashy with cups and glitter About Me · i'm just a virgo tryin' to find my own version of the virgin mary. and when i let them carry me to the cemetery i wanna be buried with a pocket full of clarity.

rachel. 24. ladies&gentlemen, mary, honesty, laughs, philosophy, equality, pretty girls, high life, pretty things, good music and positive thinking.

the majority of my thoughts on here are fueled by green, wine & a sarcastic outlook on life.

i'm continuously on the lookout for a gorgeous patch of sky.

I do not claim any images posted here as my own unless otherwise stated.

peace
kehanisadventure:

rly want this


For Lauri…

kehanisadventure:

rly want this

For Lauri…

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randithegirl:

I’ve already reblogged this, but in green. But whatevs.

randithegirl:

I’ve already reblogged this, but in green. But whatevs.

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I wish I could do this with my face

I wish I could do this with my face

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this is for my girlfriend

i love her

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dumbthingswhitepplsay:

thegoddamazon:

Oh look, Jon Stewart. Hay boo haaay.

BOOM

THIS.

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Yesssss!

Finished my last night at the restaurant! Now I’m wasted with my best friend from 7th grade. Slumber party/daria binge. All too good.

tonight, my girlfriend and i will drool over zoe saldana

#zoe saldana   #gif   #love   #pretty girl   #smile   #laugh   #cute  

lunch.

turkey burger with sharp cheddar and avocado on a potato roll

yuuup

#food   #nom   #munchies   #lunch   #yum  

what are YOU doing tomorrow morning?

if you’re just kickin it, i recommend you watch the new episode of Jerry Springer. 

why?

you can see my smiling face sitting in the audience and also catch a glimpse of my gorgeous friend kenny doing a back handspring on the stage. might be worth your time.

just sayin

#jerry springer   #tv   #celebrity   #watch   #gpoy  
theotherrachylrae:

work bish!

this has been stuck in my head for at least a week now...→

ooo i’m the king of the swingers ohh the jungle VIP

i’ve reached the top and i’ve had to stop and that’s what’s been bothering me..

i wanna be a man mancub and stroll right into town

and be just like the other men, i’m tire of monkin around!

#disney   #song   #jungle   #book   #classic  

i think that compassionpit may be my new favorite thing

#advice   #talk   #listen   #url  
tarariot:

justaguywitharrows:

sentienttoaster:

paranormal-destiel:

fapcat:

nizyewest:

musicallyorangedicks:

ghetsis:

omfg

I don’t think you understand how much I think about gay sex

i’m pretty sure i think about gay sex mroe than you rick

get out rick you will not win this battle
you cannot even begin to comprehend how much I think about gay sex

     #i’m mostly just laughing that rick santorum apparently just admitted to thinking about gay sex all the time #do you read slash fanfic and fap angrily at the boner you hate yourself for getting rick #it’s okay rick #your slash ships are valid #don’t hate yourself for finding them sexy
i can’t
oh my god

yes but what are his thoughts on yaoi— oh wait he already told us

Rick, it’s quality not quantity. I can send you my favorite porn if you want. It’s ok. You don’t have to feel ashamed about your boner. 

o.0

tarariot:

justaguywitharrows:

sentienttoaster:

paranormal-destiel:

fapcat:

nizyewest:

musicallyorangedicks:

ghetsis:

omfg

I don’t think you understand how much I think about gay sex

i’m pretty sure i think about gay sex mroe than you rick

get out rick you will not win this battle

you cannot even begin to comprehend how much I think about gay sex

#i’m mostly just laughing that rick santorum apparently just admitted to thinking about gay sex all the time #do you read slash fanfic and fap angrily at the boner you hate yourself for getting rick #it’s okay rick #your slash ships are valid #don’t hate yourself for finding them sexy

i can’t

oh my god

yes but what are his thoughts on yaoi— oh wait he already told us

Rick, it’s quality not quantity. I can send you my favorite porn if you want. It’s ok. You don’t have to feel ashamed about your boner. 

o.0

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tommy pickles was always such a free spirit

tommy pickles was always such a free spirit

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