February 2012
35 posts
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tonight, my girlfriend and i will drool over zoe...
Feb 22nd
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lunch.
turkey burger with sharp cheddar and avocado on a potato roll yuuup
Feb 22nd
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what are YOU doing tomorrow morning?
if you’re just kickin it, i recommend you watch the new episode of Jerry Springer.  why? you can see my smiling face sitting in the audience and also catch a glimpse of my gorgeous friend kenny doing a back handspring on the stage. might be worth your time. just sayin
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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this has been stuck in my head for at least a week... →
ooo i’m the king of the swingers ohh the jungle VIP i’ve reached the top and i’ve had to stop and that’s what’s been bothering me.. i wanna be a man mancub and stroll right into town and be just like the other men, i’m tire of monkin around!
Feb 22nd
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i think that compassionpit may be my new favorite...
www.compassionpit.com
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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YES.
Feb 21st
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this is SO cute
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/6ddTV0/didyouknowarchive.com/?p=284/ a pillow that connects distant lovers through heart beats
Feb 21st
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 15th
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if any one would care to donate five bucks to my...
i’d like to put this on my car please.
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Valentine's Day Gifts for the Virgo Female
virgo-in-mind: thezodiaczone: The earthy Virgo woman craves tangible proof of your commitment. A simple “promise ring” is good. Even better, go out shopping together and buy one for each other. Create a special love nest, then spend several hours pleasing her. She’d love a hike together to the top of a mountain where you shout your love for her to the world, or carve your names in a ...
Feb 14th
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i think it's time to dye my hair..
Feb 14th
Feb 13th
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“Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.”
– Søren Kierkegaard (via lucifelle)
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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finished my taxes..
…and now i’m dancin with mofuckin joy!
Feb 13th
Feb 9th
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I wish I could stop jinxing myself
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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I need a vacation from my mind.
Feb 8th
me: let me sleep
brain: lol no, let's stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in your life
me: okay
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 5th
Last night...
I dreamt that my rats were actually squirrels.
Feb 5th
Feb 5th
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Susan G. Koman pulls breast exam funds from... →
this is some bullshit what’s with all the steps backwards America?
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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January 2012
71 posts
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you should read this..
Derek Batchelor’s Photos Unexplainable, Inexcusable  No one has been able to explain to me why young men… and women serve in the U.S. Military for 20 years, risking their lives protecting freedom, and only get 50% of their pay. While Politicians hold their political positions in the safe confines of the capital, protected by these same men and women, and receive full pay retirement...
Jan 27th
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rant
ok. i’m a size 16. that’s pretty much the average size for a woman. so tell me..WHY THE FUCK does everything stop sizing at 10? I think it’s really shitty that I can’t choose 90% of the items that I would love to wear because they don’t make my size. I like love my body but I don’t like feeling like a freak because I can’t buy what I want. I know those...
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Cell Phone Numbers Go Public this month →
REMINDER……  all cell phone numbers are being released to  telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sales calls. …. YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone:  888-382-1222. It is the National DO NOT CALL list It will only take a minute of your  time.. It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call...
Jan 24th
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Reblog if you'd like messages from a curious anon.
Jan 22nd
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i love days when i don't even consider putting a...
dream life
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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