February 2012
39 posts
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Yesssss!
Finished my last night at the restaurant! Now I’m wasted with my best friend from 7th grade. Slumber party/daria binge. All too good.
Feb 26th
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tonight, my girlfriend and i will drool over zoe...
Feb 22nd
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lunch.
turkey burger with sharp cheddar and avocado on a potato roll yuuup
Feb 22nd
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what are YOU doing tomorrow morning?
if you’re just kickin it, i recommend you watch the new episode of Jerry Springer.  why? you can see my smiling face sitting in the audience and also catch a glimpse of my gorgeous friend kenny doing a back handspring on the stage. might be worth your time. just sayin
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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this has been stuck in my head for at least a week... →
ooo i’m the king of the swingers ohh the jungle VIP i’ve reached the top and i’ve had to stop and that’s what’s been bothering me.. i wanna be a man mancub and stroll right into town and be just like the other men, i’m tire of monkin around!
Feb 22nd
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i think that compassionpit may be my new favorite...
www.compassionpit.com
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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YES.
Feb 21st
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this is SO cute
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/6ddTV0/didyouknowarchive.com/?p=284/ a pillow that connects distant lovers through heart beats
Feb 21st
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 15th
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if any one would care to donate five bucks to my...
i’d like to put this on my car please.
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Valentine's Day Gifts for the Virgo Female
virgo-in-mind: thezodiaczone: The earthy Virgo woman craves tangible proof of your commitment. A simple “promise ring” is good. Even better, go out shopping together and buy one for each other. Create a special love nest, then spend several hours pleasing her. She’d love a hike together to the top of a mountain where you shout your love for her to the world, or carve your names in a ...
Feb 14th
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i think it's time to dye my hair..
Feb 14th
Feb 13th
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“Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.”
– Søren Kierkegaard (via lucifelle)
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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finished my taxes..
…and now i’m dancin with mofuckin joy!
Feb 13th
Feb 9th
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I wish I could stop jinxing myself
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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I need a vacation from my mind.
Feb 8th
me: let me sleep
brain: lol no, let's stay awake and remember every stupid decision you made in your life
me: okay
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 5th
Last night...
I dreamt that my rats were actually squirrels.
Feb 5th
Feb 5th
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Susan G. Koman pulls breast exam funds from... →
this is some bullshit what’s with all the steps backwards America?
Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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